Tonight, I was practically overcome with glee …

Tonight, I was practically overcome with glee to tell my wife about the deals I got at Subway (coupon for a free six-inch sub…with the purchase of a drink!) and Walmart (discounts of the 75 percent off variety!). This tells me three things, which I’ll count out in letters and corresponding pictures: a.) I’m becoming an old man; b.) my life is inexorably average, ordinary, and boring; and c.) a lifetime of reading Uncle Scrooge comics has rubbed off on me, but not in ways that translate into a binful of money…